Hello World! A warm welcome from
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Win-XD is a brand-new OS brought to you by Cold-Table inc, from the EqisD developement and Colon-3 maintenance teams alike
We're glad you ask! As our founder says, there's no fun in a closed mind - open the door and go outside! Colon-3 is our beautiful, amazing and diverse team that maintains and loves our most recent project, the Win-XD operating system, which you've just purchased (for your own safety, this should be a yes)!. We base ourselves upon 3 key values:
...if only our founder knew how to count. And how to take his project seriously by not making stupid jokes-AHEM. Moving on. Our team is currently made up of... ONE person! And who is that one person, you may ask? That's right! Me! X-9, your favorite computerized assistant, made for the sole purpose of maintaining the security of our users, consistently updating and patching our systems, coding the software for said systems, ordering soda and pizzas to the boss' office, refurbishing the GUI, maintaining our websites, keeping track of the archive team, doing-
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We're SO glad you asked!
Unlike a certain group, the archive is our side project which for
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