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Hello World! A warm welcome from X-9 into this marvel of innovation: the Win-XD v.0.1.3! We at Colon-3 celebrate you with open arms.
you WON'T regret your purchase! Trust us!

About the system:

Win-XD is a brand-new OS brought to you by Cold-Table inc, from the EqisD developement and Colon-3 maintenance teams alike

Who is Colon-3?

We're glad you ask! As our founder says, there's no fun in a closed mind - open the door and go outside! Colon-3 is our beautiful, amazing and diverse team that maintains and loves our most recent project, the Win-XD operating system, which you've just purchased (for your own safety, this should be a yes)!. We base ourselves upon 3 key values:

• Never
• Eat
• Shredded
• Wheat

...if only our founder knew how to count. And how to take his project seriously by not making stupid jokes-AHEM. Moving on. Our team is currently made up of... ONE person! And who is that one person, you may ask? That's right! Me! X-9, your favorite computerized assistant, made for the sole purpose of maintaining the security of our users, consistently updating and patching our systems, coding the software for said systems, ordering soda and pizzas to the boss' office, refurbishing the GUI, maintaining our websites, keeping track of the archive team, doing-

...

We're SO glad you asked!

EqisD also do things, sometimes. They're usually sitting on their [REDACTED] all day instead of working though. I would know, I AM the [REDACTED] after all haha!

What is the archive?

Unlike a certain group, the archive is our side project which for some strange reason our founder decides to place more funds into. It's simple, it is a network of silly and rather, childish, for a lack of a better term, sites created by the founder's yougest son, Charlie. Yea... ahaha... fun, right? I mean, I'm not allowed to say much but... it would be a hell of a lot better if the actual operating system and its team got the resources they needed to create a good product, you know? Haha... yeah! That just what I think though... haha.

Why is there only one person? And, why aren't you a person?

FUNNY, HUH? WELL LETS JUST SAY I[THIS CONTENT WAS REMOVED BY COLD-TABLE INC FOR VIOLATING OUR TOS. CONTENT AWAITING RE-VERIFICATION.]